Sunday, April 13, 2008

The things that come out of the mouths of babes

I'm aggravated that I don't journal everyday the things this child says. I think I will remember them but she comes up with so many quotes that I could never possible remember them. She is like my Cheyenne, constantly cracking us up with her view of things. Yesterday she asked me if Cheyenne had a baby in her belly. I said "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Why do you ask?" She told me because Cheyenne is such a good baby holder. Then she asked me again if I was sure Cheyenne wasn't having a baby. I told her that Cheyenne wasn't big enough to have a baby and then she said "Yes, she is, look at how big she is" Remind me to say she isn't old enough, next time this comes up. The girls spent time with my mom during spring break and my mother said that Aysha told her "Cheyenne said that guy in MCDonalds was HOT, he wasn't hot." So my mom knowing that Aysha had no idea what she was talking about ask Aysha what that means. Aysha thinks and says she doesn't know. Then Cheyenne thinking she is going to get into trouble for saying what she did tells Aysha and my mom that "hot" means "Gay". So Aysha says "Yeah, it means gay" Now Cheyenne knows what "Gay" means and guess she was trying to pull one over on her grandma.

When I picked up the girls I asked Aysha if she had fun at Grandma's and she says "No" I said "You didn't have any fun at Grandmas" Aysha responds with "I cried all the time at Grandma's and it isn't fun to cry" Yeah, the whole week she was there she cried only twice for a few seconds.

When Cheyenne was a little girl she came up to me and asked if she could have a skution. I didn't know what she was trying to say. She kept trying to repeat it and mentioned a Doctor and a drape. So finally I asked her what a Dr would do to mom if she had a skution (you all see where this is going), she tells me Dr put a drape over you and cut your belly and a baby comes out. Oh My, my young daughter is talking about a C-section!

What will tomorrow bring........


Charissa said...

HA HA HA. I love hearing what other people' kids say. I made the mistake of telling my kids that when I was younger my brother used to, while we were at a stop light with the windows rolled down, he thought he was funny to yell, "Dad, don't make us drink blood tonight!" Today on our way out of church Hope said, "Daddy, don't make us drink blood tonight." HA HA How do you explain that coming from a 3 year old?

MamaPoRuski said...

LOL! The "hot" one may come back to haunt you in public again some day soon... My kids just used to ask me aloud "Why is that lady so FAT?"