Mercede, Mercede, Mercede (said to the tune of Marsha, Marsha, Marsha)
Why do you feel the need to put on your coat and back pack over your pajama's, while watching TV?
And why do you insist on wearing shoes that are over three years old?
Aysha, why won't you wear clothes in the house? And why are you laying under the cushion of that NASTY, UGLY sofa, your father picked up off the curb of a neighbors home ?
Child husband, please do the dishes! I decided I will not do them. I did fill the water for you (added half beach since I know your allergic to it). I'm going to add more bleach everyday til you do them!