Today I sneezed, yelled something and then ran to the bathroom.
Aysha comes into the bathroom and says "Mommy, did you pee your pants?"
Me: "No, No, no I didn't. What makes you think that?"
Aysha: "Cause when you sneezed you said a bad word."
Well that is nice to know that it wasn't my action of running to the bathroom pulling my pants down!