Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Out of the mouth of babes..


Today I sneezed, yelled something and then ran to the bathroom.


Aysha comes into the bathroom and says "Mommy, did you pee your pants?"

Me: "No, No, no I didn't. What makes you think that?"

Aysha: "Cause when you sneezed you said a bad word."


Well that is nice to know that it wasn't my action of running to the bathroom pulling my pants down!


30 comments:

oº˚ Queen Bee ˚ºo said...

That was funny! Thanks for sharing -- Much Love --

Anissa

stefanie said...

Did you make it in time?

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Keeper of the Skies Wife said...

I hate it when that happens!

WheresMyAngels said...

Stef,

I ain't telling!

Scott said...

LOL...Oh yea...been there before! :)

sassy stephanie said...

Man, if I had a nickel (or even a penny) for every time my girls told me "moooom, you are not supposed to say THAT" I'd prolly be a bizillionaire.

Kathy said...

Isn't it amazing that children hear what you don't want them to hear and don't hear what you want them to hear.

;-)

Lynette said...

LOL TOO FUNNY!

sheree said...

ha! That is hilarious!

e said...

im still trying to figure out WHICH word you used, that would make her think you dribbled!!

they make drugs for that...:-)


also...lemme double up here cuz i missed the last one

TOO FUNNY ABOUT RICHARD SIMMONS!!

you need to send that to letterman!


we gots the bug, and are stuck at home for awhile....you might want to sanitze your monitor after reading this!!

datri said...

ROFL, kids are just too darn perceptive!

And I can't believe I'm old enough for Poise pantiliners. Not up to the Depends yet, at least.

Jessica said...

That is hilarious! You always have the greatest stories. By the way, I nominated you for an award on my blog today!

Crazy Momma said...

Oh, I SO pee my pants every time I sneeze. I have to squeeze those legs together like never before...

Nicole said...

Just wait till she's has kids and the same thing happens to her, then you can laugh!

Hite Family said...

Thats too Funny!!

Meaghan said...

Too cute! Kids do say the darnedest things.

-Meaghan

christie said...

So funny!
I LOVE the way children see the world.

Tori said...

thank you very much!

of course i am not offended! i completely understand that it's a difficult thing for some women, & some situations make it hard for mothers to breast-feed. i am definitely open to other viewpoints, & know that there are a great deal of challenges that accompany breast-feeding(of course not by first hand experience, but by what i've been told.) Also, i am aware that the circumstances where babies have become malnourished due to "unsafe" bottle-feeding are merely situational, so i'm not quick to pass judgement on someone who doesn't breast-feed because i realize that i may not know their own personal story and reason behind choosing(or not choosing) to do so.

thanks for sharing!

Ritch in Love said...

Seriously laughing so hard!

Molly said...

Don't you hate it, just because you squeeze a kid out you automatically pee your pants when you sneeze now?!

MamaPoRuski said...

Whoa! Nothing like a human recorder watching your every move to make you humble...LOL!

HiHoOhio said...

OK, I just peed my pants laughing!!!!

Mrs4444 said...

Been there, done that! (more than a few times. Damned kegels!)

Tiffany said...

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everytime I come over here you have me laughing my butt off.

I pee a little to when I sneeze... and I've only had one baby.. that can't be good.

Celine said...

I had such a good laugh at that one!

AZmomto8 said...

LOL, too funny,did you get there in time? :oÞ Meghan follows me into the bathroom and asks me "Poop mom?"...every time, LOL

Lori said...

ROFL!!!!!!!!! Welcome to middle age my friend.

Insane Mama said...

Are you sure, cause sometimes I pee a little when I sneeze!

Jaimie said...

LOL...interesting blog post ;)

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