Yesterday was a day I taught my daughters all about the dangers of flooding.
First thing to teach them was that Flooding makes for good pictures.
Second thing to teach them is that you should always stay behind the police tape.(especially when there is a policeman behind you while you are snapping pictures)
Third thing to teach them, is to go to the other side of the flooded road (cause the policeman can't get to you there without a boat.)
Fourth, don't read signs, they mean nothing.
Fifth, police tape don't mean a thing either.
"MERCEDE GET YOUR BUTT OVER THAT TAPE NOW!"
Six, get as close to the flooding as you can.....
and snap a bunch of pictures that will make your dad call you and scream at you about the harm your putting your kids in.......
also making sure you get a photo of how swift the water is.
Seventh, take a picture of the people on the other side of the road... and then wonder why they are now crossing the police line.......then notice that the policeman is now not there.
Eight, tell your kids to run like heck cause you heard the policeman either got a boat or is now taking the long route to get to you.
Nine, say a prayer for all those who aren't as fortunate as we are :(
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