Friday, June 6, 2008

20 Things I will never do


My friend Renee posted this on her blog and I thought it looked fun so here is mine... if you do one too, let me know! (Renee had a more serious tone, but I just ate Chinese so who can be serious)

20 Things I will never do (in no particular order):

1. I will never stop dancing to the music.....music.
2. I will never smoke a cigar......................again.
3. I will never do drugs, unless my Doctor prescribes me some good stuff.
4. I will never like having my picture taken when I am peeing in the woods.
5. I will never enjoy cooking cats in the microwave.
6. I will never become an alcoholic, unless I could afford to live at Tropical Liquors
7. I will never sky write, why spend all that time to have it just evaporate away .
8. I will never bungee jump, unless they bring back Fear Factor, and I can jump into a big pile of vile stuff.
9. I will never understand why Renee doesn't like mayonnaise.
10. I will never say "I understand men" and mean it.
11. I will never think it's ok for a spider to be in my house without inviting his friends (cause I hate flies, whom have maggots.Give me spiders to kill the flies so I won't have to see the maggots).
12. I will never understand how people can be so ignorant that they look at my girls and say they are suffering and will never really live life. Is it cause they might not have the knowledge to cook Crack or something???
13. I will never understand how anyone can look at me and see anything but perfection ;)
14. I will never forget all the Soldiers I hung around with in college. Jarheads all of them (and proud of it)
15. I will never drive a semi-truck unless it is filled with gasoline, then you could um say......I was stealing it.
16. I will never compare a migraine I have, to one my husband has. Everyone knows that men experince pain worst, that is why they are the biggest babies.
17. I will never forget all the time that it is taking away from my kids to post this diddy.
18. I will never think a snake is cute, unless he is wealthy and his eyes aren't too beady.
19. I will never think that it is okay that Cheyenne flirts with our minister (even if he is cute)
20. I will never stop loving the way my Mercede throws back her head and goes "Argggggggggghhhhhhhh" 50 million times a day when she is upset.


6 comments:

Scott said...

I'm going to do one of these but I need some time to think about it. Why didn't you do an Always Do one too?? So, where's my party invite? Haven't gotten that yet! Oh yea...and what's wrong with cooking cat in the microwave?? I prefer mine prepared that way. *lol*

Mommy to those Special Ks said...

ROFLOL Gayla, yours is my favorite by far!!!

ArtworkByRuth said...

Never say never...LOL!

Scott said...

I love your new header!! :)

Lisa@BlessedwithGrace said...

I like that idea. I will have to do this post sometime soon. Love your site. Found you on "Secret is in the Sauce", so I am leaving a comment. Have a good day.

JennyH said...

That is a good one! Just like Rennee's --but different!

By the way, love your new header!