Thursday, June 2, 2011

Complications during the rebirthing process.....



Well, I'm sure you are all wondering what happened after my
Rebirth.


There were some complications that I didn't expect. You know my rebirth couldn't go easy. There would have to be something to mess it up!! And that something once again is part of the male species!! Men are so dang needy aren't they. I need a Blog name for my new man, I need some idea's.

So why don't you my readers (all two of you that are left) assist me with a name for him. I'll describe him to help you out. He is 24 years older than Ex-Child Husband, which means he could of been his father. He is an architect just like Mr. Brady was.If he had 3 kids, we could of called him that! He only has two sons (Ive got the 3 girls though), course maybe he could adopt Ex Child Husband and then we could be the New Brady Bunch. Ok, let's move on..............he has these two horrid pee and puke on the floor, bark at the air, stinky breath little ankle bitters that are named Indy and Anna (they got their name from some movie about a big rock chasing Harrison Ford down a tunnel). I like to refer to them as Scooby Snacks. By the way, I need to introduce you to my newest man.

Say Hello to Scooby



Anyway, back to "He who shall remain nameless, until you name him". He's a runner and currently training for a marathon (he has only done half marathons in the past). We have so much in common, I like to watch people run. Course, normally it is on the TV. Lets sing "Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you..".

Guest what HWSRNUYNH (He Who Shall Remain Nameless Until You Name Him) does???

Get this..................... your not going to believe it........................... remember the issues I had with Ex Child Husband (
head here if you don't remember)?? Well HWSRNUYNH does dishes!!! Yes Yes, I kid you not!! I've seen it with my own eye's. He doesn't think the Dish Fairy will come do them for him if he lets them pile up enough. Hmmmmmmmm maybe he should be called "He who does Dishes"?????

Now the worst thing about him and it is pretty bad............... He is a Jayhawk.





If your confused about this, you must realize I live in the Tigers Den, this blog post from AJ will sum up the hate I have for the Jokehawk. This post was written some time ago (but still applies) and has some pretty bad language so beware.

4 comments:

La said...

I will not try a name. I'll just wait.

WheresMyAngels said...

He will just remain "HWSRNUYNH" then ;)

Molly said...

He has a kick ass beard. Also, I think his real name is on his neck thingy for the marathon. Or I am crazy. Idk what to call him, but YAY for doing dishes!!!!

no limit adventre said...

kunjungan sob :)