Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Out of the mouth of babes..


Today I sneezed, yelled something and then ran to the bathroom.


Aysha comes into the bathroom and says "Mommy, did you pee your pants?"

Me: "No, No, no I didn't. What makes you think that?"

Aysha: "Cause when you sneezed you said a bad word."


Well that is nice to know that it wasn't my action of running to the bathroom pulling my pants down!


30 comments:

  1. That was funny! Thanks for sharing -- Much Love --

    Anissa

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  2. LOL...Oh yea...been there before! :)

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  3. Man, if I had a nickel (or even a penny) for every time my girls told me "moooom, you are not supposed to say THAT" I'd prolly be a bizillionaire.

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  4. Isn't it amazing that children hear what you don't want them to hear and don't hear what you want them to hear.

    ;-)

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  5. im still trying to figure out WHICH word you used, that would make her think you dribbled!!

    they make drugs for that...:-)


    also...lemme double up here cuz i missed the last one

    TOO FUNNY ABOUT RICHARD SIMMONS!!

    you need to send that to letterman!


    we gots the bug, and are stuck at home for awhile....you might want to sanitze your monitor after reading this!!

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  6. ROFL, kids are just too darn perceptive!

    And I can't believe I'm old enough for Poise pantiliners. Not up to the Depends yet, at least.

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  7. That is hilarious! You always have the greatest stories. By the way, I nominated you for an award on my blog today!

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  8. Oh, I SO pee my pants every time I sneeze. I have to squeeze those legs together like never before...

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  9. Just wait till she's has kids and the same thing happens to her, then you can laugh!

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  10. Too cute! Kids do say the darnedest things.

    -Meaghan

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  11. So funny!
    I LOVE the way children see the world.

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  12. thank you very much!

    of course i am not offended! i completely understand that it's a difficult thing for some women, & some situations make it hard for mothers to breast-feed. i am definitely open to other viewpoints, & know that there are a great deal of challenges that accompany breast-feeding(of course not by first hand experience, but by what i've been told.) Also, i am aware that the circumstances where babies have become malnourished due to "unsafe" bottle-feeding are merely situational, so i'm not quick to pass judgement on someone who doesn't breast-feed because i realize that i may not know their own personal story and reason behind choosing(or not choosing) to do so.

    thanks for sharing!

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  13. Don't you hate it, just because you squeeze a kid out you automatically pee your pants when you sneeze now?!

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  14. Whoa! Nothing like a human recorder watching your every move to make you humble...LOL!

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  15. OK, I just peed my pants laughing!!!!

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  16. Been there, done that! (more than a few times. Damned kegels!)

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  17. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Everytime I come over here you have me laughing my butt off.

    I pee a little to when I sneeze... and I've only had one baby.. that can't be good.

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  18. I had such a good laugh at that one!

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  19. LOL, too funny,did you get there in time? :oÞ Meghan follows me into the bathroom and asks me "Poop mom?"...every time, LOL

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  20. ROFL!!!!!!!!! Welcome to middle age my friend.

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  21. Are you sure, cause sometimes I pee a little when I sneeze!

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