Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Family Freak Fest

I just have not have time to be on blogger to read or post, because my nutty family keeps me busy.

This is how I found child husband when I drove into the driveway one night.


And he had the nerve to be mad because cars kept driving by, slowing down and staring at him. Gee honey, I just don't get why they would do that.



Nope baby, I just don't get why people are staring. Maybe it is the fact that I married a NERD!

Oh and get this. This is a photo of some of the stuff he has packed up. It is a survival kit. Today he made a primitive fire bow, so he can start fires without modern ways. Is this normal man behavior?


Then there is my dear sister Kristi. We met at HuHot last week for lunch. My sister thinks EVERYTHING is a blogging opportunity.

I mean, who takes their camera to a restaurant to take photo's of waiters half their age??? So they can post this picture on their blog and talk about how Hu Hot the waiter was.

Meeting with my sister meant I had to put up with her calling me a complainer when I talked for a minute about my arthritis. Meanwhile I had to spend 30 straight minutes listening about all her new imaginary wrinkles and how much it would cost to fix them. In fact she wouldn't let me post a close up of her face. But she had no problems with me using a photo of her bottom, that she wanted also for her blog cause she sat on a wet plant.


Kristi, your beautiful and stop fretting over your wrinkles shhhhhhhhhhh I know I do it too , people that worry about their wrinkles too much end up looking like this..



Then there is me, whom takes the kids to a State Park and tells her 4 year old she is going to jump in this cave..



So I can get the photo of the shock on her face for my blog



Then there are my kids who drive me to drink carbonated caffiene beverages..



I'll end this Freak Fest with a photo of my Mother-in-Law



and these words




HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Your Fifty!

Fifty and thank goodness I don't have to say that "my Mother-in-law and I are both in our 40's" anymore!

Happy 50th Birthday!

57 people I pay to talk to me:

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Glad all is well, I've missed your posts. That waiter is pretty cute!

Ritch in Love said...

LOL I watched Arrested Development tonight (sleep schedule is WAY off thanks to pain pills making me sleep all the time) and as I read your post all I could think of was the music from that show. Your sister taking that pics was hi.lar.i.ous!

Celine said...

As always, your post cracked me up!
Happy birthday to your mother in law!

Keeper of the Skies Wife said...

I have missed you!!

Once again you made me laugh first thing in the morning!! Love the shocked look on baby girls face!! hahahaha

Was hubby looking at stars? What was the computer for?

Lacia said...

Oh my gosh, this post totally cracked me up!!! LOL.

I can't believe your MIL is only FIFTY!

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

the look on your 4 year old's face!
and YES, of course guys are like that, duh.

Kat said...

Oooo...Child husband's telescope looks really cool. Can he capture what he is seeing through the computer, too?

And your sister. Well...the waiter is really hot. I don't think I would have the balls to take a picutre of my hot waiter. But I might need to because I am all about blog fodder...

Skifeet71 said...

Need that this morning. LOL
You don't know what you are doing to Aysha? Look what happen to you. ha Mike looks like he might be "T"d" off? Tell him I have a printer that needs work. Happy Birthday to Carla.
Hey I don't know where Kristi gets that from? Maybe we picked the wrong baby up at the hospital?

amanda said...

glad you are back. i about had a cornary seeing your hubby on the driveway. lol.............ha ha ha. love it. and love hu hot. never have taken a picture of a hot waite at hu hot...mainly because they're mostly girls.

Staci said...

halarious!!!

Mindy said...

I'm totally right there with your hubby in terms of astronomy geek-a-max. Only problem here is I am poor and can't even afford a kiddie scope. Had a nice one years ago but lost it when I left the cracked out boyfriend in Georgia. :(

I really wish I had the guts to take my camera with me and take photos of random people and things for my blog! I always wondered what people would think if I busted it out and started snapping pictures. I thought about having a few tee-shirts made up that say "photography club" or "Local news" with e-reporter printed on them or something just to look a little less crazy! Kudos to your awesome sis for being so confident and how cool is it that we get to see the photos too!

angie said...

Your MIL must have a great sense of humor! :) Is the child-husband trying to time travel? :)

Cristin said...

Cute Hubby, cute waiter, cute kids...

Just so you know, my kids drive me to drink stronger things than carbonated beverages...

{Diamond} said...

I would keep an eye on Child Husband! lol
Glad to see you back :-).

stefanie said...

I would have been in the driveway googling constellations. I would have been mad at the drive by staring people too.

Poor A. That was not nice to tell her that. I have never, um, seldom done things like that to my kids.

You are too funny!

heathersister said...

Hey girl. Missed you. Don't you just love your little nerd, my son is one of those. They are cute creatures.

You did not tell that child you were gonna do that to her to get that pic did you? (Great picture, LMAO).

Having fun with your sister. Good Times. My will be back from vacation today. I missed her.

Kari said...

Gayla Gayla Gayla. Oh how I love you. Thanks for the giggle. That husband of your is hilarious too! I can't even imagine the fun we'd have if one of our neighbors set up shop out front LMFAO!! Nice to see the family will have sparkling teeth in the even of a disaster,

sassy stephanie said...

You are too funny. I wasn't expecting that one!

HiHoOhio said...

Your freak fests are so uplifting!!!!!!!! now be careful about that 50 thing, it may come bite you in the butt someday!

Melodie said...

Yes, your family is full of freaks! So's mine!

Yaya said...

Lol!

Why are husbands SO weird?!?


TGIF! Have a peaceful weekend!
Try looking at pictures of George Clooney..that always causes me to slow down a bit! ;)

linda said...

You are a crack up that's all I've got to say! Too funny!

(Don't worry...every family's a little freaky!)

Karine Webster said...

your child husband is looking, S.O.S. Huston ...! HAHA
great picture of your girls

Mrs4444 said...

Because I'm a sick individual, I found that pick of your little girl hilarious! You're mean.

Loved this post. Is your husband related to Theodore Kazinsky?

Tracy P. said...

At first I thought the picture of the waiter was your husband! There's a definite resemblance, you gotta admit! :-)

In my house, that would be pretty normal man behavior. I married a nerd too. He's a sweet nerd.

~Tara said...

What a great post-I sure have missed them! Hope all is well with you and your clan!

DH is too funny! Maybe he's preparing for the end of modern technology and just wants to be prepared?!?

OMG, your poor daughter- she looked like she was ready to cry...at least you didn't tell her you were gonna throw HER in the cave (though I think the reaction may have been the same!)

Hope things calm down for you soon- we miss you around here...

M said...

I love the look on your daughter's face, priceless! Why do other people seem to think it is mean to scare your children for entertainment purposes? I don't get them!

JennyH said...

You always crack me up. Your hubby- well, was he bored!??

Your sister sounds interesting!

Is the park the Katy trail state park or something like that? Love the look on your daughters face- priceless!

Eudae-Mamia said...

I should've hit your blog earlier, before I ate my second lunch bag of Fritos - that catwoman shot - ew.

Michelle said...

It's been awhile woman! I'm glad all it well. You threw me off my changing your blogger icon. The new one is cute.

Cristin said...

I've got a little something for you on my blog...

Christie said...

What a fun post! I love that your sister took a photo of your waiter. Hilarious!
And the shocked look was funny too!
Happy Birthday to your mother-in-law!

TMI Tara said...

LOL. Girl, you crack me up! I think your husband's behavior is normal for males, but that doesn't mean it's not strange. ;o)

I love the pic of shock. Too cute! I'm glad you and your MIL are in different age brackets now. That is funny stuff!!!

latree said...

men do unbelievable things I guess...

I laugh when I read about your sister's 'madness' in blogging. we have to admit, bloggers do silly things some times. me too, I took some 'not important' pictures to blog with, hah, stupid :P

Susan said...

Glad things are okay at your house. I've missed your blogging (but then again, I haven't had much time to be on the computer either). Love the pics, especially the "shocked" look of your little one - priceless!

Kristi Smith said...

your sister is interesting . . . nice . . . i think you are the more "interesting" one. ;)

Lilly said...

You are hilarious you know that! And your MIL is a good looking 50 year old! Oh and I just read that NERDS are in. Great photos.

Yes I dont know how you get time to blog and do all that stuff either. Now dont worry just produce posts like this every now and then and thats all we need! Your family is way more important! And your sister is cute too - the more she worries about her wrinkles the more wrinkles she will get!

Celine said...

I hope everything is okay down your end!
I miss reading your posts!

Natalie said...

LMAO! GREAT post, girl!!!

I'm soooooo behind...speaking of behind: niiiiiiice! LOL

-Nat

MamaPoRuski said...

Hey Stranger! Checking in and saying "hi"! And I like the nerdy behavior of hubby, who knows we might need all that stuff again soon. Remember Y2K?

Does Anybody Hear Me said...

Your posts always put a smile on my face!!

American in Norway said...

Miss your posts... hope all is well with you!

JennyH said...

We miss reading your funny post. Hope all is well.

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nicki mcfadden said...

Where oh where has Gayla gone?

MoonNStarMommy said...

I just wanted to thank you so much for the note you left me (er a year ago!?!?) ... lol.. I have been busy trying to adjust my life to 2 babies and hadn't had time really to update - but that should get better! I hope to read more of you soon!

Banoffi said...

How are you??? Everything ok I hope and you are just busty.

Mrs4444 said...

Hey there! Just popping back in to say hi and I hope things are good with you :)

Casey's trio said...

Guess things haven't changed much in your house huh? Glad to hear it!!

Christie said...

Miss you! I hope that you and your family are well!

Does Anybody Hear Me said...

Your last blog entry isn't here!! What did it say? I guess that is what I get for not checking blogs more often.

I hope all is well with you. You will be happy to know that I don't have a frog problem this year....I have snails instead!

Lilly said...

Hey how are things going with you? you must be entirely flat out. We miss you.

Mrs4444 said...

OMG, Gayla! YOU won one of the GoGirls!! Please send your mailing stuff so that I can make sure you get your prize! :)

e said...

don't be throwing the 'F' word around so casually....you chickster...

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shoot..i can't even say it yet...IT'S HORRIBLE!! which is why I'm 39 and happy to stay here!

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Mariah said...

Hope all is well. Miss seeing your posts

Maggie said...

This post made me laugh out loud! These photos are incredible, especially loved the one of the 3 girls together. Looking forward to reading more!

e said...

ugh...your poor MIL!! Some of us refer to that age as the "F" word!!